The Incredible Singing Robot A Musical By StarBLaSt Productions kthx ----------------------------------- It's the year 20XX, the not-too-distant future. Mankind has developed robots to serve as slaves. Humankind is prospering on the shoulders of the manual labor of the Robot Class. As Robots become more and more complicated, their ability to reason and feel develops. This is the story of one such robot. This robot is a discarded military prototype, who wouldnt follow the orders to kill. I'll refer to him as Q. They leave Q by the dumpster, and say, "The only way to turn him back on is with the activation code, and nobody's going to say THAT" Evel is walking by, talking on his cellphone. He says "yeah, pork is ok... it's like, pork chops are pretty good, whereas bacon is worse". Evel makes friends, asks him stuffs. Q follows him, and then a big hubbub ensues where lots of people are telling the kid to never trust a robot. Evel tries to make the robot have more fun. The robot starts to become more human, bunches of scenes showing this happen. Q discovers happiness Q's arm gets damaged or something, after some sort of robot pogrom that Evel and Q escape Q and evel debate whether robot life is worth anything. Q discovers sadness They take Q to a robot scientist, the chick, Penny. The robot starts to "fall in love" with penny for fixing him. Evel starts to fall in love with penny because she is beautiful. They sing a song debating what matters more, what's inside, or what's outside. He talks about computers and processors, etc. Q discovers infatuation "what is love?" "its when you cant live without someone" "I love her then, because without her to recharge my batteries, I cant live!" They visit the robot scientist a lot... and like, it's shown that she's really only interested in researching the robot. Evel sees them walking arm in arm, or something of that nature, and is furious. Evel plots to get Q in trouble. He gets him in trouble somehow. -- Religious fanatics!!! He debates this in an awesome solilquoy... He'd be happy for me, what is his life worth anyway? theyre built to serve! He blames the badness on Q, and Q is chased by an angry mob! They ask him if Q is dangerous, Evel says no way. They ask again, he says no again. Never trust a robot takes a dark, sinister tone as they chase him! Robot haters search penny's shop, and screw her stuff up. Penny finds Q, too late, the robot haters have him surrounded. Q has discovered fear. She jumps in the center of the mob, says to leave him alone, gets slapped and called a "robot loving bitch". Q discovers hate. Q eyes turn red, and he goes into military mode, or something, he kicks ALL the people's arses and runs off with penny. His eyes go back to regular. Penny makes Q promise to never hurt another human again.Q asks why? Q asks wat the world is good for, what human life is good for. Penny kisses Q. Love. Q discovers love and friendship. They walk, and they happen upon Evel talking with the beat-up religious fanatics. They are yelling at him saying "but you SAID HE WOULDNT be DANGEROUS!" and he's saying I'm sorry, blah. They are about to attack him when... Q steps out of the shadows, with penny, who's crying. Q says, you cannot attack... my FRIEND (up to this point he has called him master). Q takes the brunt of the assault, and stands there... The religious fanatics laugh at him and hammer away, Q makes pitiful noises as nuts and bolts fly everywhere... Evel comes to the rescue and chases the punks off. Q is broken beyond repair. Q says, Evel, you are my best friend. Because of you I learned how to really love people. I understand what you did, and I forgive you. Thank you for showing me how. Q dies. Penny cries, and runs away. Evel sings a song about how he wishes he could take back stuff, how he knows now that you dont need skin to be alive. Movie ends with him holding Q's head in his arms. I love you too, Q.