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09/24/01: Why Leonard Maltin Sucks...
05/19/02: My Thoughts on that Marx Dood
From our correspondent to the strange and unknown intricacies that fill our universe simultaneously with glee and uneasiness,
Floop the Wise
07/31/02: Spotlight on StarBLaSt
03/22/03: More Adventures of Floop and Star
05/06/03: The Time Me and Star Went to Buy Pants
From our international correspondent,
09/26/01: Pokemonowitz and the Zionist Indoctrination Cartel
09/28/01: Antiquated Diplomacy; Or...
Why I don't understand why girls wear towels on their heads when they leave the shower
09/28/01: Why the French are a Wart on the Face of Europe; Or... Why I like a nice frog leg salad from time to time
Ode to a Heinous Biznatch
From our associate editor of superiorly important material,
09/28/01: The Existentialist Nature of the Universe and Why Green Objects Are Inherently Evil
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