Super Star BLaSt: sup sup sup
MaynardLibras: talking to a friend about a documentary
Super Star BLaSt: cool
MaynardLibras: yeah
Super Star BLaSt: whats it about
MaynardLibras: M Night Shyamalan
Super Star BLaSt: i wonder what the m stands for
MaynardLibras: dunno
Super Star BLaSt: what a dumb documentary
Super Star BLaSt: thats like the only thing ive ever wanted to know about him
MaynardLibras: it was actually really good
Super Star BLaSt: why was it good
MaynardLibras: youd have to watch it
MaynardLibras: its called the buried secret of m night shyamalan
Super Star BLaSt: ohhhhhh yeah i heard about that
MaynardLibras: it was creepy
MaynardLibras: im scared and prolly wont be able to sleep
Super Star BLaSt: hahaha what was his secret
MaynardLibras: watch the documentary
Super Star BLaSt: im never ever going to
Super Star BLaSt: i promise
Super Star BLaSt: so you can tell me
MaynardLibras: then youll never ever know
Super Star BLaSt: unless you tell me
MaynardLibras: which i wont
Super Star BLaSt: thats evil
MaynardLibras: have you seen any of his movies?

Super Star BLaSt: yeah
MaynardLibras: which ones
Super Star BLaSt: unbreakable was my favorite of his, by lots of far
MaynardLibras: signs?
Super Star BLaSt: signs was cool cept for that ridiculously dumb ending
MaynardLibras: the 6th sense?
Super Star BLaSt: 6th sense was awesome
MaynardLibras: its hard to explain
MaynardLibras: the movies that he makes, these things actually happened to him and thats why he makes them
Super Star BLaSt: so he sees dead people
Super Star BLaSt: and um
MaynardLibras: youll notice water again and again in his movies
Super Star BLaSt: aliens?
MaynardLibras: he actually drowned and was in the water for 35 minutes before they got him out
Super Star BLaSt: haha suckage
MaynardLibras: and he told a close friend that he saw people that had died in that pond
MaynardLibras: one in particular stayed with him and his name was Henry
Super Star BLaSt: cool
MaynardLibras: and they got footage of Henry in Night's old house which is EXACTLY like the house they used in the movie signs
Super Star BLaSt: errr
Super Star BLaSt: footage?
MaynardLibras: on film
Super Star BLaSt: so, fake?
MaynardLibras: no
Super Star BLaSt: so, real ghosts on film
Super Star BLaSt: thats a first
MaynardLibras: this really creeps me out
Super Star BLaSt: bah its prolly all staged so people will go see his new movie
MaynardLibras: Night never mentions the house but they find an old tape with the house on it and freak out because of what it looks like
MaynardLibras: they lie to the realestate lady and say they are doing an architecture film and she lets them in but is freaking out the whole time
Super Star BLaSt: hehehe
MaynardLibras: she mentions a pond, says they might be able to see it fromt he master bed room but she really wants to leave
MaynardLibras: and she opens the door and a huge crow flies out and starts attacking everyone
Super Star BLaSt: are there any zombies?
MaynardLibras: no
Super Star BLaSt: what the heck
MaynardLibras: and there was nothing in the room
Super Star BLaSt: wait but you just said there was a crow
MaynardLibras: and while they were digitizing it, they were playing back the footage really slow
Super Star BLaSt: any other birds?
MaynardLibras: and as she opens the door, the crow flies out and you can clearly see a boy standing in the mirror
MaynardLibras: i dont wanna talk about this anymore
MaynardLibras: night didnt either, he freaked out and left when they told him they knew about it and all of the audio equipment freaked out too
MaynardLibras: and he left messages saying that no matter what they had on film or paper, no one would believe them
Super Star BLaSt: hahaha sounds like blair witch project II
MaynardLibras: no
MaynardLibras: they did all of this on their own
MaynardLibras: you have to watch it
MaynardLibras: night was trying to stop them the whole way and even stole their stuff
Super Star BLaSt: oh cmon now
MaynardLibras: watch it
MaynardLibras: youll see
Super Star BLaSt: dont you find it a little goofy that like
Super Star BLaSt: they did this right before his next movie
MaynardLibras: well it started out as a behind the scnese thing for his movie
Super Star BLaSt: and then it goes crazah
MaynardLibras: but there were gaps in his stories
MaynardLibras: and they tried to fill them and found al of this stuff out
Super Star BLaSt: well ill have to see it
Super Star BLaSt: hopefully it wont gimme bad dreams
MaynardLibras: and they even show meetings with Sci Fi bosses saying that they were getting off track and this isnt what the movie is about
Super Star BLaSt: hahaha
Super Star BLaSt: cool
MaynardLibras: even showed a letter threatening to fire them if they didnt get back on track
Super Star BLaSt: i wanna meet with sci fi bosses
Super Star BLaSt: like, i wanna fight the last boss of the sci fi channel
Super Star BLaSt: i bet he;s a zombie
MaynardLibras: chill out
MaynardLibras: there are no zombies at sci fi
Super Star BLaSt: are you SURE
Super Star BLaSt: i mean
Super Star BLaSt: there are ghosts on film
MaynardLibras: yea im sure
Super Star BLaSt: why not zombies
Super Star BLaSt: zombies are way scarier than ghosts
MaynardLibras: all of them are
Super Star BLaSt: all of who are what
MaynardLibras: all of that stuff is scary
Super Star BLaSt: i'll tell you whats worse than zombies though
Super Star BLaSt: killer bees
Super Star BLaSt: oh shit
Super Star BLaSt: ZOMBIE killer bees
Super Star BLaSt: like they dont die after they sting you
Super Star BLaSt: they become undead
MaynardLibras: i think you need to lay off the crack
Super Star BLaSt: hey youre the one seeing ghosts
MaynardLibras: i didnt see anything
Super Star BLaSt: i thought you saw a documentary
MaynardLibras: i did
Super Star BLaSt: with ghosts
MaynardLibras: lay off it okay
MaynardLibras: please
Super Star BLaSt: lay off what exactly
MaynardLibras: with the whole ghost zombie thing
Super Star BLaSt: hey you started it
MaynardLibras: right
MaynardLibras: and then i said i didnt want to talk about it anymore
Super Star BLaSt: ok so lets not
Super Star BLaSt: we can talk about this new song im writing
MaynardLibras: or i can talk to bill
Super Star BLaSt: bill < me
MaynardLibras: no hesnot
Super Star BLaSt: oh shit, is HE a zombie?
MaynardLibras: dude knock it off
Super Star BLaSt: hehehe ok ok
Super Star BLaSt: im just feeling mischevious tonight
Super Star BLaSt: like a VILLIAN
MaynardLibras: or like an ass
Super Star BLaSt: which kind
Super Star BLaSt: like a donkey or a butt
MaynardLibras: both
Super Star BLaSt: woah awesome
Super Star BLaSt: fear my duality
Super Star BLaSt: a ZOMBIE donkey butt?
MaynardLibras: till this point, i actually thought you werent a complete retard
Super Star BLaSt: woah what a big mistake
Super Star BLaSt: if you can't laugh at zombies, what can you laugh at?
MaynardLibras: things that are funny
Super Star BLaSt: like what?
MaynardLibras: like jokes
Super Star BLaSt: like, a man walks into a bar
Super Star BLaSt: and he says
Super Star BLaSt: ouch
MaynardLibras: pretty much
Super Star BLaSt: i guess thats funny
Super Star BLaSt: but what if a zombie walked into a bar and said "brains" and the bartender said "sorry, havent got any" and then the zombie said haha youre dumb
MaynardLibras: then id say youre an idiot
Super Star BLaSt: wait
Super Star BLaSt: to the zombie?
MaynardLibras: to you
Super Star BLaSt: but like, im not even there
MaynardLibras: good
Super Star BLaSt: so why dont you tell me a joke
MaynardLibras: im not in the mood for jokes
Super Star BLaSt: what are you in the mood for?
MaynardLibras: talking to bill
Super Star BLaSt: so bill doesnt talk about zombies
MaynardLibras: no
Super Star BLaSt: what a boring person
MaynardLibras: hes way more interesting than you
Super Star BLaSt: thats ridiculous!
Super Star BLaSt: you have no clue as to how ridiculously interesting I am
Super Star BLaSt: like zombies are just one of the many things I talk about
MaynardLibras: bill says there is no such thing as zombies
Super Star BLaSt: well that changes everything
Super Star BLaSt: but how can you trust bill
Super Star BLaSt: and, he just talked about zombies
MaynardLibras: bill and i are married
MaynardLibras: i pretty much trust him
Super Star BLaSt: just to let you know
Super Star BLaSt: people who say there are no such thing as zombies
Super Star BLaSt: probably are evil scientists bent on creating zombies
Super Star BLaSt: or zombies themselves
Super Star BLaSt: the same thing goes for killer robots
MaynardLibras: right, because zombies work for the gov and watch GMA
Super Star BLaSt: whats GMA?
MaynardLibras: good morning america
Super Star BLaSt: why the fuck did you abbreviate that
Super Star BLaSt: like who in the world abbreviates good morning america
Super Star BLaSt: besides the corporate owners
MaynardLibras: the people that watch it everyday
MaynardLibras: the people on the GMA forum
Super Star BLaSt: holy crap
Super Star BLaSt: what do you talk about on the good morning america forum
Super Star BLaSt: like, mm coffee!
MaynardLibras: or possibly the issues they discuss on GMA
Super Star BLaSt: they discuss issues?
Super Star BLaSt: like what
Super Star BLaSt: like the latest issue of YM
MaynardLibras: yes thats exactly it
Super Star BLaSt: apparently, lindsey lohan is legal
Super Star BLaSt: which is cool because it has alliteration
MaynardLibras: and because you can leagally whack off to her picture now
MaynardLibras: good for you
MaynardLibras: youre going back on block :-)
Super Star BLaSt: well, thats one benefit
MaynardLibras: night
Super Star BLaSt: hahaha
MaynardLibras signed off at 11:03:32 PM.